Virat Kohli – Anushka Sharma Jokes Go Viral!

July 20, 2014 | 0

Ace Indian cricketer Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma set off  to England, where he was playing a test match for the country against England.  The prolific cricketer however got 2 ducks in his batting stint at the test, which spurred  a set of jokes on him as well as Anushka Sharma, who is infamous for her ‘duck lips’ post her alleged plastic surgery (which she denied). Apparently, the actress had accompanied her boyfriend to England to cheer him but since the unthinkable happened, the social media world had a whale of a time, taking jibes at them.

Here are the jokes

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  1. Virat Kohli is so busy with Anushka Sharma that he doesn’t like to stay at pitch at all therefore he is getting out on 0.
  2. Virat Kohli has 3 ducks now. 2 in this match and Anushka Sharma.
  3. Anushka Sharma: “Want to hear a joke?” Virat Kohli: “Yes.” Anushka Sharma: “Runs.” Virat Kohli: “I don’t get it.” Anushka Sharma: “Exactly.”
  4. Sharapova: I know Anushka but who is Virat Kohli?
  5. Stories on Virat Kohli’s innings in this Lord’s Test are called Duck Tales. Also Anushka Sharma lips are like Hui,Lui and Dui.
  6. Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too.#Duck #IndVsEng #EngVInd
  7. Virat Kohli took Anushka Sharma to England so that he can practice well on bouncy pitches for better performance.
  8. Virat Kohli first scored with a duck
  9. Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli’s career
  10. Virat Kohli’s favorite song for the day is Duck Duck Karne Laga
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